

Sorority Girls Suck!
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
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The film's tagline is: "Sorority Girls Suck!"
The runtime is 96 minutes (1h 36m).
The film was directed by Matt Jespersen.
The screenplay was written by Matt Jespersen and Maclain Nelson.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt1727885.

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Mixed
83 votes
Vamp U
Released
NR
Français, English
United States of America