

They go down to the sea in ships… and come up with oceans of LAUGHTER!
Meeting in a navy recruiting line, Al Crowthers and Melvin Jones become friends. Al has tried to enlist before, but was always rejected. He keeps trying so that he can impress women. Melvin, is allergic to women's cosmetics and his doctor prescribed ocean travel, so he decided to join the navy.
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The film's tagline is: "They go down to the sea in ships… and come up with oceans of LAUGHTER!"
The runtime is 108 minutes (1h 48m).
The film was directed by Hal Walker.
The screenplay was written by James B. Allardice and Martin Rackin.
The score was composed by Joseph J. Lilley.
Cinematography was handled by Daniel L. Fapp.
The film features a large ensemble cast of over 69 credited actors.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt0043989.

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Average
33 votes
Sailor Beware
Released
AA
English
United States of America
