
The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
The film's tagline is: "The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent."
The runtime is 134 minutes (2h 14m).
The film was directed by Vivita.
The screenplay was written by Tony Watt.
The score was composed by Vivita.
Cinematography was handled by Tony Watt.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt3587202.

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English
Canada