
Even Professional Poker has a Farm System
Hitting the Nuts is the 'true' story of the 2009 Scott County, Indiana Poker Championship as told by those who were there. This mockumentary follows the town preacher, busty waitress, lovable redneck dad, portly returning champion and a simple Amish farmer as they do battle in the town's annual, illegal Texas Hold 'em Tournament.
The film's tagline is: "Even Professional Poker has a Farm System"
The runtime is 97 minutes (1h 37m).
The film was directed by Joe Boyd.
The screenplay was written by Joe Boyd.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt1536082.

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Hitting the Nuts
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United States of America