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Hardbodies

Hardbodies

Hardbodies

Hardbodies

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

1984•1h 28m•

★4.8(68 ratings)

Comedy

Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Director

Writers

Steve Greene, Mark Griffiths, Eric Alter

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Main Cast

Grant Cramer

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Darcy DeMoss

Darcy DeMoss

Dede

Antony Ponzini

Antony Ponzini

Rocco

Full Crew

Direction

Continuity: Kathryn Weygand
Second Unit Director: Marianne Fisher
Director: Mark Griffiths
Second Assistant Director: Daniel Eisenberg
Continuity: Nancy Rigg
Assistant Director: Eric M. Breiman

Writing

Screenplay: Steve Greene
Screenplay: Mark Griffiths
Story: Eric Alter
Story: Steve Greene
Screenplay: Eric Alter

Production

Casting Associate: Kate Long
Location Manager: Gregg Fienberg
Associate Producer: Judy Mooradian
Production Coordinator: Robert Roda
Producer: Jeff Begun
Casting: Geno Havens

Music & Sound

Apprentice Sound Editor: Janice McKay
Apprentice Sound Editor: Terrie Silverman
Boom Operator: Sarah Johnstone
Music Director: Vic Caesar
Music Supervisor: Kevin Benson
Dialogue Editor: Roberta Doheny

Cinematography

First Assistant Camera: Chris Lombardi
Still Photographer: Peter Roberts
Key Grip: David Bodin
Best Boy Grip: Herb Ault
Director of Photography: Tom Richmond
Additional Photography: Bob Weiss

Editing

Assistant Editor: Jack Hilton
Editor: Andy Blumenthal

Art Direction

Assistant Art Director: Michael Paul Clausen
Set Decoration: Annie Huntley
Production Design: Gregg Fonseca
Title Designer: Nguyen Kim Lan

Costume & Make-Up

Makeup & Hair: Medusah
Makeup & Hair Assistant: Diane G. Fish
Wardrobe Assistant: Dori Cooper

Keywords

politically incorrectolder man younger woman relationshipbeach housemiddle ages (476-1453)psychotronicsex comedyswimsuitbeach blanketnude modeling

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Did You Know?

#1

The film's tagline is: "If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing."

#2

With a budget of $2.0M, the film grossed $7.1M — a profit of $5.1M (256% ROI).

#3

The runtime is 88 minutes (1h 28m).

#4

The film was directed by Mark Griffiths.

#5

The screenplay was written by Steve Greene and Mark Griffiths.

#6

Cinematography was handled by Tom Richmond.

#7

This title is listed on IMDb as tt0087385.

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Rating

4.8/10

Mixed

68 votes

Movie Information

Original Title:

Hardbodies

Status:

Released

Age Rating:

R

Language:

English

Country of Origin:

United States of America

Budget:

$1,995,000

Revenue:

$7,100,000

Production Companies:

Chroma III Productions

Columbia Pictures

Columbia Pictures