
Old age is a bitch!
Tells the true story of the residents at Dalkeith Residential Home who sit around every day just waiting to die until staff buy them a greyhound. Naming the dog Dalkeith after the home, they discover she is a phenomenal runner and she is soon entered into the greyhound races. Soon residents are betting on the outcome of the races, and they are given a new reason to live. But the board of trustees learn what is going on, through the disgruntled daughter of one of the residents, and heavily handedly put an end to the fun and games. After the board's intervention the residents sink into a new form of despair as life becomes even duller and more boring than before. That is until the aloof pensioner, played by Ray Barrett, reveals he was once a high profile barrister and challenges the decision in court.
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The film's tagline is: "Old age is a bitch!"
The production budget was $900.0K.
The runtime is 93 minutes (1h 33m).
The film was directed by Leigh Sheehan.
The screenplay was written by Victor Kazan.
The score was composed by Frank Strangio.
Cinematography was handled by David Haskins.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt0302453.

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Dalkeith
Released
PG
English
Australia
$900,000