A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue
After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race against time to recover a tape that will recue the politically unstable country of Uruvia. Filled with quirky characters, mad cap comedy and hard-hitting martial arts comes the most fun movie since Rumble in the Bronx!
Ticker (Esteban)/Warehouse Thug
CrazyJekyll
Jul 15, 2025
The story could be tighter, the acting could probably be better, but the action is so top-notch that it doesn't even matter. It has a fight with someone triple wielding bats and a final fight with a broom, chain and an amazing ass necktie kung fu sequence. Who wouldn't fucking enjoy that shit. Pure Uncooperative Non-Undercranked Hong Kong Shapes Madness.
The film's tagline is: "A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue"
The runtime is 101 minutes (1h 41m).
The film was directed by Eric Jacobus.
The screenplay was written by Eric Jacobus.
The score was composed by Nick Mastroianni.
Cinematography was handled by Stephen Reedy.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt0852947.
Great
3 votes
Critic avg. 8.0 (1 reviews)
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