Five Tales That Will F#%! You Up For Life
A subversive tale that interlaces five stories set in Los Angeles, where no taboo is left unexplored as each character careens toward a dark and often comic fate
Robert Kane
The film's tagline is: "Five Tales That Will F#%! You Up For Life"
The production budget was $5.8M.
The runtime is 112 minutes (1h 52m).
The film was directed by Christopher Landon.
The screenplay was written by Christopher Landon.
The score was composed by Matthew Margeson.
Cinematography was handled by Seamus Tierney.
The film features a large ensemble cast of over 56 credited actors.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt1283887.
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Mixed
63 votes
Burning Palms
Released
R
English
United States of America
$5,800,000
