Horseface
Mar 25, 2023
A little racist, terribly pretentious, quite pathetic, and awfully boring. The ending is lame, too.


What makes a man?
During summer break, 14-year-old Darious explores the boundaries of his manhood through tumultuous interactions with Malcolm his strict father and a burgeoning mentorship with mysterious drifter Porter.

Mike
Horseface
Mar 25, 2023
A little racist, terribly pretentious, quite pathetic, and awfully boring. The ending is lame, too.
The film's tagline is: "What makes a man?"
The runtime is 101 minutes (1h 41m).
The film was directed by Miles Warren.
The screenplay was written by Miles Warren and Ben Medina.
The score was composed by Lia Ouyang Rusli.
Cinematography was handled by Justin Derry.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt21833464.

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Average
30 votes
Critic avg. 2.0 (1 reviews)
Review score distribution
Bruiser
Released
NR
English
United States of America

