Blonsh
Blonsh
2023•6m•
★0.0(0 ratings)
Science FictionComedy
Overview
A one-track-minded teen stumbles into something out of this world while searching for condoms in his girlfriend's brother's car.
Director
James WernerWriters
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Blonsh
A one-track-minded teen stumbles into something out of this world while searching for condoms in his girlfriend's brother's car.
The film's tagline is: "Blonsh"
The production budget was $15.0K.
The film was directed by James Werner.
The screenplay was written by James Werner.
Cinematography was handled by Oliver Lukacs.
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Blonsh
Released
R
English
United States of America
$15,000
