

Pleased to meet you, meat to please you!
After killing the crooked mayor, a homicidal janitor named Abdullah goes to work for a butcher who has invented a new language for the town's planned futuristic theme park. In the butcher shop is a septic tank where scraps of meat are dumped, which has produced "balonium," a radioactive fuel source sought by space aliens. The aliens revive the mayor, whose body is hanging in the meat locker of the butcher shop, in an attempt to gain access to the balonium.
Rosa Wczinski
The film's tagline is: "Pleased to meet you, meat to please you!"
The runtime is 82 minutes (1h 22m).
The film was directed by Chris Windsor.
The screenplay was written by Chris Windsor and Phil Savath.
The score was composed by J. Douglas Dodd.
Cinematography was handled by Doug McKay.
This title is listed on IMDb as tt0126814.

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Average
5 votes
Big Meat Eater
Released
NR
English
Canada